A crypto degen parody collection — where satire meets JPEGs. Each NFT in the collection is uniquely designed with intention — blending parody, creativity, and collectible appeal. XRPL users who mint via xrp.cafe will be airdropped our limited-supply meme token upon launch, post mint. There is no official roadmap or guarantees — just organic growth, community vibes, and perhaps... something slow-cooking behind the scenes.
Web-slingin’ XRP maxi who traps meme coins in ledgers and rugpulls in his sleep. Hasn't touched fiat since 2022 and still believes “with great power comes great TPS.”
Once the king of crypto YouTube — now duckin’ lawsuits and dodgin’ the DAO. Shilled too hard, fell too fast. Still thinks the bear market was a psyop against him.
Corporate raider turned XRP crusader. Said “I’ll never touch that banker coin” — then bought the dip and acquired the entire escrow. Smiling ever since.
Never sold. Never won. Keeps adding to bags no one’s heard of. His portfolio’s down so bad, even BitConnect won’t answer his calls.
Decentralized darling with eyes deeper than a DAO vote. She’s spinning charts, farming vibes, and floating in that cult-coded drip. Milady? More like MYlady.
Dropped his job for alpha, but all he got was exit liquidity. Sells paid Discord calls about coins he no longer holds. Still thinks you're late.